Clothes Shopping

There are so many things I"d like to blog about now, including texting, America's view on relationships, and the morning ritual around here.  But those will take a while to write.  So, I turn your attention towards my next topic: clothes shopping. 

Yes, I am a girl.  Yes, I like having more than one outfit. No, I don't like shopping.  I hate it, actually.

It doesn't help that I'm 8 feet tall.  When I find a pair of jeans that fit, I buy about fifty pair.  It's hard to find jeans.  The "tall" jeans are in juniors sizes. I DON'T AND CAN'T WEAR JUNIOR SIZES.  Never have, never will.  Plus, all jeans seem to have holes in them.  I can make my own holes in jeans- that's why I'm buying new ones!  Don't rip my jeans, people!  And faded with writing.  I don't want faded jeans.  That's another reason I'm buying new ones! Geesh, do they take old jeans and sell those?  And don't forget the tears and sweat that go into finding jean shorts.  I don't want Daisy Dukes, but I don't want the old-lady kind.  That rules out about 90 percent of jeans, and 9 percent of the 10 left are too short.  I am in the lonely 1 percent.

Shirts are basically impossible to find.  Women's sizes tend to be a little large, but the juniors tend to be ridiculously small and written on.  So, I go with the women's sizes.  It's tough finding shirts that are a balance between cute and modest.  Really hard.  Super hard.

Don't get me started on bathing suits.